Here’s something they don’t tell you in health class

This is what shopping with a baby looks like, friends.

Ridiculous.  Do you see all the places I have food shoved?  And I was one kid short!  Where would he have gone?

These are the real life situations they should show teenagers.  See also: the insane workout and sweat ‘stache I received from this trip.  And for those with baby fever?  You’re welcome.

I once paid a quarter to see the world’s smallest woman at the fair. I think that pretty much tells you everything you need to know.


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