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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes That’ll Crack Your Kids Up

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Oh my gosh, my kids LOVE these Christmas knock-knock jokes.

I decided I’m going to BLOW their minds with my mad Christmas knock-knock joke skills, hence this post.  I encourage you to dazzle and delight your own kiddos with these sweet, little oldies but goodies.

I didn’t write these. No idea who did. Probably Rudolph!

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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out in the cold while somebody keeps asking “Who’s there?”

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Canya
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ginger
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man! 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Tank you for my Christmas present!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Do your kiddos love knock-knock jokes? Have any good ones I could share with Brady & Paityn???

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Sher

Sher Bailey has been a dedicated voice for the Love and Marriage blog for over a decade, sharing practical advice on everything from stretching a grocery budget to finding the best homeschooling resources. She writes from the unique perspective of a full-time traveler, living and working on the road in her motorhome alongside her husband and their two cats. Sher’s diverse body of work is fueled by her belief that with the right tools and a little creativity, any challenge can be turned into an opportunity for growth and adventure.

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About Sher

Sher Bailey has been a dedicated voice for the Love and Marriage blog for over a decade, sharing practical advice on everything from stretching a grocery budget to finding the best homeschooling resources. She writes from the unique perspective of a full-time traveler, living and working on the road in her motorhome alongside her husband and their two cats. Sher’s diverse body of work is fueled by her belief that with the right tools and a little creativity, any challenge can be turned into an opportunity for growth and adventure.

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