New Mom Parody Video – Last Name (Locked Away)

After my last fun parody video, So Tired, I knew I wanted to try it again!  There are so many times that I hear lyrics to a song and change it in my head to something relatable – I’ve done it for as I can remember. I got really brave a few weeks ago and rewrote ALL the lyrics to the R. City song, Locked Away.

Life is so different now then it was before my husband and I had little ones. I was in good shape, we had lots of fun dates and yeah, I always wore a bra. Even though our world is completely different, I still love him very much. Check it out:

Lyrics

When I take your last name

And we have a baby

Tell me honestly will you still love me the same

When I show you my flaws

When I stop wearing bras

Tell me honestly will you still love me the same

When I had that baby 3 years ago I was

In good shape, yes

But those days are over now

Now the only exercise that I get is this

Doing the dishes

And putting on their shoes

Now tell me do you think I’m pretty

Even though I’m rarely sexy

Yes I know I need an eyebrow wax

And my hair is always in a bun

So tell me am I fat in these new jeans

Baby just lie to me

I can’t return them anyway

I think the dog ate the receipt

After our wedding day

And our life got crazy

Tell me honestly do you still love me the same

With a mortgage and bills

Cleaning up after spills

Tell me honestly do you still love me the same

We used to have a date every single Friday night

But ever since that babe arrived

We’ve only managed five

Now our weekend plans look a little different

It’s watching Netflix on the couch

And passing out by 9

Now baby am I still a lot of fun

Are you bored and wanna run

Do you hate every show I pick?

I thought you liked watching The Blacklist

Liz Nieman

Liz is a just a mom trying to keep it real about how little she sleeps, how often she gets puked on and how much she loves them. You can find her here every day writing about real-mom moments.

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