New Mom Parody Video – Last Name (Locked Away)

After my last fun parody video, So Tired, I knew I wanted to try it again!  There are so many times that I hear lyrics to a song and change it in my head to something relatable – I’ve done it for as I can remember. I got really brave a few weeks ago and rewrote ALL the lyrics to the R. City song, Locked Away.

Life is so different now then it was before my husband and I had little ones. I was in good shape, we had lots of fun dates and yeah, I always wore a bra. Even though our world is completely different, I still love him very much. Check it out:

Lyrics

When I take your last name

And we have a baby

Tell me honestly will you still love me the same

When I show you my flaws

When I stop wearing bras

Tell me honestly will you still love me the same

When I had that baby 3 years ago I was

In good shape, yes

But those days are over now

Now the only exercise that I get is this

Doing the dishes

And putting on their shoes

Now tell me do you think I’m pretty

Even though I’m rarely sexy

Yes I know I need an eyebrow wax

And my hair is always in a bun

So tell me am I fat in these new jeans

Baby just lie to me

I can’t return them anyway

I think the dog ate the receipt

After our wedding day

And our life got crazy

Tell me honestly do you still love me the same

With a mortgage and bills

Cleaning up after spills

Tell me honestly do you still love me the same

We used to have a date every single Friday night

But ever since that babe arrived

We’ve only managed five

Now our weekend plans look a little different

It’s watching Netflix on the couch

And passing out by 9

Now baby am I still a lot of fun

Are you bored and wanna run

Do you hate every show I pick?

I thought you liked watching The Blacklist