Every kid loves goofy knock knock jokes. In this post we have 30 for you! If you have a little one in your life, tell them as many jokes as possible while they still think you’re the funniest person ever. One day, soon enough, that infectious giggle will be replaced by a teenager who thinks you’re completely embarrassing.
1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No! A cow says moo!
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay. W-H-O spells who.
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache ask you a question but I’ll shave it for later.
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke? Luke who? Luke through the window and find out.
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Train. Train who? Somebody needs to train you how to open a door.
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell already.
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? You can yodel!
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eden. Eden who? Eden my dinner so come back later.
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie Q.
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke be funnier?
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.
Hold On! There are 15 More Knock Knock Jokes to Go!
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana yo’ business.
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nose. Nose who? I nose a lot more jokes!
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who?
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? I’m robbin’ you so hands in the air!
21. Knock knock. Who’s there? Watts. Watts who? Watts up with you?
22. Knock knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice the last time you had a snack?
23. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who? Gargoyle with salt and water if you have a cold.
24. Knock knock. Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? Colin my best friend.
25. Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas get me a cookie.
26. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, so I knocked.
27. Knock knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht a know me by now.
29. Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my gum.
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water way to answer the door.
Sher Bailey has been a dedicated voice for the Love and Marriage blog for over a decade, sharing practical advice on everything from stretching a grocery budget to finding the best homeschooling resources. She writes from the unique perspective of a full-time traveler, living and working on the road in her motorhome alongside her husband and their two cats. Sher’s diverse body of work is fueled by her belief that with the right tools and a little creativity, any challenge can be turned into an opportunity for growth and adventure.
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