I am becoming very close to becoming an expert on baby fever lately. You might want to know, if I want a baby so badly then why don’t I have one? There isn’t a multi-list, complicated reason why my husband and I have not procreated yet. There is a simple, one-bullet answer which is that my husband says he’s “not ready”. Yes, it is all his fault that my longing for children is not fulfilled. Everyone point the finger at him and give him dirty looks. Maybe guilt will work?
I wanted to share with you that may be cursed with baby fever, a list of things that you should avoid.
How To Get Rid of Baby Fever
1. First thing is first, get off Etsy. Get off of Etsy, Babies-R-Us, Target Baby, Faith Baby, Marshmallow Kisses and every other website devoted to taunting you with the cuteness that is baby stuff. It will only make things worse, much worse.
There is really only one way to get rid of baby fever: a big dose of pregnancy. So ladies, throw away your birth control, poke holes in your husbands* condoms and have a lot. of. sex. Lots. Until you get a positive test stay away from all of the above listed triggers. Good luck!