Here are the tell-tale signs that yep, you’re definitely getting older.
You guys, yesterday I turned 35. It’s strange, really, because in my brain I’m no more than 16. I know I’m not; I have children, a mortgage, life insurance and “grown-up” things. But I just don’t feel 35.
However, I pretty much match up to every single one of these signs that yes, I’m getting old. So I guess it’s happening whether I like it or not.
How old do you feel? How many of these do you identify with?
23 Signs You’re Definitely Getting Older
- You wake up sore. You have no idea why.
- Kids in High School looks no older than 12.
- You get really mad at loud music after 8PM.
- You keep Tums in your purse.
- You have a favorite spatula.
- People call you ma’am.
- You can’t find your glasses because they’re on your head.
- Music you love is on the oldies station.
- You gain 10 pounds overnight.
- You can’t stand thong underwear anymore.
- Friends aren’t getting married anymore, they’re getting divorced.
- You pick all your clothes based solely on comfort.
- You can’t stay up until midnight on New Years Eve.
- All the shorts at the store are too short for your Mom Bod.
- Your internal alarm wakes you up at 6AM instead of Noon.
- Kids you used to babysit are having their own kids.
- Coffe. Is. Life.
- When you sit on the floor it’s hard to get up.
- So much nose hair.
- You constantly forget why you just walked into the kitchen.
- You hate when kids walk through your yard on the way home from school.
- You get really excited about things like a new vaccuum.
- You get up to pee at least 3 times a night.
And here’s a bonus: You Have No Time for Fake Friends.
Tell me in the comments how you know you’re getting old. ♥
Liz is a just a mom trying to keep it real about how little she sleeps, how often she gets puked on and how much she loves them. You can find her here every day writing about real-mom moments.
basketbros says
I don’t have these signs but my health quality reminds me everyday
Emilia says
In fact, in order not to wake up with pain, you need to take care of your body now. Both adults and children. High-quality beneficial bacteria are great for this purpose. In Lithuania, they are called gerosios bakterijos vaikui. Therefore, taking care of the intestinal microbiome, in particular through a balanced diet and taking probiotics, can improve the function of the immune system.
Edita says
“Music you love is on the oldies station” – Haha, so true! It makes me think about how some things just never go out of style. Like classic jewelry. I’ve been browsing the gorgeous pieces on https://auksiniaipapuosalai.lt and they have such timeless designs that will probably still look amazing when we’re listening to today’s hits on the oldies station!
Lascava says
Thank you for sharing this relatable and honest post! While these signs are amusing and familiar, I believe aging brings so much more than just physical changes. With years come wisdom, a deeper understanding of what truly matters, and the ability to filter out life’s “background noise” to appreciate genuine moments of joy (even if it’s about a new vacuum, why not?).
I smiled at some points but would add that many of these signs aren’t necessarily age-related. For instance, losing interest in lingerie or struggling with weight can stem from various life circumstances, stress, or changing priorities rather than age alone.
What I find beautiful about getting older is how we learn to value substance over superficial things. Our changing perspectives and accumulated experiences make us richer in ways that youth alone cannot provide. So while our bodies might remind us we’re aging, our hearts and minds are continuously growing and evolving in the best possible way.
Love how you approach this topic with such wonderful humor! 😊