The makers of Quilted Northern® use 100 years of experience to craft a toilet paper that works so well you can forget your bathroom experience. Because the best bathroom trips are the ones you don’t remember.
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This is the Fairy Godduck. She was left on the edge of the bathtub to dry after an evening of bath time with the kids. She played with the other rubber ducks and the scuba-diving monkeys, splashing and swimming dutifully making sure no one went to the deep end. After the fun was over, the kids picked up their toys, dried off and left.
This rubber duck, however, wasn’t placed facing the wall like the others, no, she was left staring directly at the toilet.
Unlike everyone else in the family who enters this bathroom and uses Quilted Northern that can forget their bathroom experience, she cannot. She wished she were a real fairy with real powers and that she could dive straight down into the dry porcelain bathtub. She wished she could move… even just a tiny turn of the head would save her from what she was forced to see.
No one noticed the duck, sitting, staring. And as the kids chose showers in the secondary bathroom for several days, the duck waited. She waited and waited until finally a large black dog, stumbling through the night looking for a toilet to drink from, knocked her over. Finally, her days of standing and staring were over.
It’s funny to think about the ways our everyday bathroom objects would feel if they were real. Check out some of these hilarious videos that Quilted Northern created about a few of them.
It’s true that the best bathroom experiences are ones that we completely forget and Quilted Northern helps us do just that!